List

• 22 September 2002 - Royal Festival Hall, London

This was the first time that Relaxed Muscle songs were played. However, this wasn't a Relaxed Muscle gig. Jarvis and Richard Hawley appeared under their own names supporting Lee Hazlewood and played the three songs that later appeared on the The Heavy EP, plus some other stuff, including a cover of Hazlewood's A Cheat. It's not clear whether Relaxed Muscle was even planned at this point: it may have been regarded as just a one-off bit of fun.

• May/June 2003 - Bethnal Green Working Man's Club, London
• 16 October 2003 - Roter Salon, Berlin
• 17 October 2003 - Frieze Magazine party, London
• 20 October 2003 - Trash, The End, London
• 30 October 2003 - Paradiso, Amsterdam
• 9 November 2003 - Festival Les Inrocks Levi's, La Boule Noire, Paris