What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Ho Ho ho
What is your greatest fear?
Actually physically puking
Which living person do you most admire?
Madonna
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Slowness
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Over speediness
What vehicles do you own?
Nil
What is your greatest extravagance?
Well, possibly my coat from Harrods
What objects do you always carry with you?
Purse, letters, keys, something to eat, address book, a pen, lipstick, Bach's Rescue Remedy, patchwork
Where would you like to live?
By the sea
What makes you depressed?
Insurmountable problems
What is your favourite smell?
A smoky peat fire
What is your favourite building?
Tower of London
What is your favourite book?
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest - Ken Keseyl
What is your favourite fantasy?
A huge natural hot spring bath sunken in to my huge bathroom floor, with drinks on the side and good music on the radio and a box of good chocolates and something good to read and a few hours to kill
Do you practice monogamy?
Certainly do
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
P. Patrick M.
What is your greatest regret?
That in reality, I can't see myself living by the sea for a long time, I'd feel too cut off
When and where were you happiest?
I luckily have many happy moments, so couldn't possibly name them all, but some of our European dates, were very good, and French holidays are good and I love it when the heating's on but it's cold outside, and I love extreme weather
How do you relax?
With a Cadburys Caramel
How often do you have sex?
What?
What single thing would improve the quality of your life?
Silly question - and I feel I can say that because you didn't write it Alex (thankyou! Ed.) - No single thing would improve my life, unless every country became at least 50% more environmentally friendly
What is the most important lesson life has taught you?
To take it with a pinch of salt (or sugar)
How would you like to be remembered?
As a real bastard. No, as a kind, friendly, warm person, with G.S.O.H.
